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claude von riegan, professional tyrant ([personal profile] midway) wrote2025-02-08 05:12 pm
faithkept: (and the scars of my youth)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-09 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He has so much cloth. Enough to make up for the sheer number of tags i've gotten today where a guy has been dressed like just a guy.]

A sauna? I'm afraid not... If you don't mind describing it to me, I can help you look, though.
faithkept: (it's right here)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-09 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! A room? Is it for cooking in, then?

[The way Lucas is just like is this not just a wet kitchen.]
faithkept: (to reveal the brightest sky)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-10 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[NOOOOOO.]

...Well...! I... am not the most proficient in it, though I do know the basics...
faithkept: (it saps nourishment from)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-10 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT IS HE DOING THIS FOR.]

...I roast vegetables... often?

[HELP!!!!]
faithkept: (was it all a disguise)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-10 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Is that so...? I was always told that cool and dry air was better for the health...

[Maybe it is simply another of the many differences between the worlds here.......]

Do you find it relaxing? I must imagine so, if you're trying to find one. [...] Come to think of it, there's a bathhouse that should at least cover the heat and humidity part, if you can't find a sauna.
faithkept: (to reveal the brightest sky)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-11 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
—?! [HELLO!] That sounds dangerous...!

[So many things are dangerous when you are pursuing relaxation and beauty, Lucas, you fool. ALSO HELP. He just makes a little bit of a confused sound.]

What do you mean by that?
faithkept: (that all beings arrive at)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-11 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP!!!!!!

Fair though honestly. He just laughs...]


My ankle specifically? I suppose I do tend to keep mine covered.
faithkept: (the doomed marigold)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-11 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[The way that his wrists, neck and ankles truly are all covered up despite his fucking boob window.]

Perhaps that's why I'm here... The shame of someone seeing my bare neck really did end my life.
faithkept: (this is la vie en rose)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-12 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you see... The temptation of pulling it down on a particularly hot day to cool off a bit was just too great to resist...

[JUST PLACING HIS HANDS ON HIS CHEEKS LIKE HE IS SOOO EMBARRASSED...]
faithkept: (oh do you envy how i'm free)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[HIS WEIRD FUCKING DOUBLE DRESS THING. HELP!!! He just laughs too, though.]

Ah, dear. Then perhaps I ended up in the wrong place after all.
faithkept: (cupped like shovels)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[NOT THE GRIMACE. Lucas just laughs again...]

Oh, a little jest isn't a terrible thing. [They're in Heaven and nothing hurts!] In any case, shall I help you try to find this sauna?
faithkept: (it saps nourishment from)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-13 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[His conceptualization of a sauna is so incorrect.]

I see... Well, then, perhaps it's just best to wait. If it's something you would enjoy, then surely one will turn up sooner or later? [SO MUCH FAITH IN HEAVEN THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE IS HEAVEN YET.]

For now, I think I'll be taking my leave... It's clear this place isn't meant to be visited in a full set of garments...

[IT'S SO MUGGY.]
faithkept: (her arms they fall)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fainting into a pool of water is certainly not how I'd like to start my stay here... Then, good evening - I'll let you know if I happen to find any stray saunas.

[ADIEU.]