[His conceptualization of a sauna is so incorrect.]
I see... Well, then, perhaps it's just best to wait. If it's something you would enjoy, then surely one will turn up sooner or later? [SO MUCH FAITH IN HEAVEN THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE IS HEAVEN YET.]
For now, I think I'll be taking my leave... It's clear this place isn't meant to be visited in a full set of garments...
Fainting into a pool of water is certainly not how I'd like to start my stay here... Then, good evening - I'll let you know if I happen to find any stray saunas.
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[ And then he just grimaces. ]
No, I can't even joke about that.
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Oh, a little jest isn't a terrible thing. [They're in Heaven and nothing hurts!] In any case, shall I help you try to find this sauna?
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[ Oh, agony. ]
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I see... Well, then, perhaps it's just best to wait. If it's something you would enjoy, then surely one will turn up sooner or later? [SO MUCH FAITH IN HEAVEN THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE IS HEAVEN YET.]
For now, I think I'll be taking my leave... It's clear this place isn't meant to be visited in a full set of garments...
[IT'S SO MUGGY.]
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Alright, we wouldn't want you to overheat.
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[ADIEU.]