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claude von riegan, professional tyrant ([personal profile] midway) wrote2025-02-08 05:12 pm
faithkept: (this is la vie en rose)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-12 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you see... The temptation of pulling it down on a particularly hot day to cool off a bit was just too great to resist...

[JUST PLACING HIS HANDS ON HIS CHEEKS LIKE HE IS SOOO EMBARRASSED...]
faithkept: (oh do you envy how i'm free)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[HIS WEIRD FUCKING DOUBLE DRESS THING. HELP!!! He just laughs too, though.]

Ah, dear. Then perhaps I ended up in the wrong place after all.
faithkept: (cupped like shovels)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[NOT THE GRIMACE. Lucas just laughs again...]

Oh, a little jest isn't a terrible thing. [They're in Heaven and nothing hurts!] In any case, shall I help you try to find this sauna?
faithkept: (it saps nourishment from)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-13 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[His conceptualization of a sauna is so incorrect.]

I see... Well, then, perhaps it's just best to wait. If it's something you would enjoy, then surely one will turn up sooner or later? [SO MUCH FAITH IN HEAVEN THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE IS HEAVEN YET.]

For now, I think I'll be taking my leave... It's clear this place isn't meant to be visited in a full set of garments...

[IT'S SO MUGGY.]
faithkept: (her arms they fall)

[personal profile] faithkept 2025-02-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fainting into a pool of water is certainly not how I'd like to start my stay here... Then, good evening - I'll let you know if I happen to find any stray saunas.

[ADIEU.]