You could. Anders has. [ be nice to anders ] ... Shall we try to find better circumstances? Maybe in the new week, we can focus on doing something a little less horrific than trading traumatic memories and watching people die.
"You know, Jiaoqiu, a pity date is bad enough as it is, but a pity date when you have someone at home is even worse! And you call me the heartbreaker!"
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You're not the first person to say that. Do I seem depressed?
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No, not depressed. Perhaps unrelentingly realistic. [ ... ] I don't know that I've ever seen you laugh, come to think of it.
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Well, we keep meeting in such dour circumstances... I wouldn't laugh at someone just because half their ear is missing.
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You could. Anders has. [ be nice to anders ] ... Shall we try to find better circumstances? Maybe in the new week, we can focus on doing something a little less horrific than trading traumatic memories and watching people die.
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You want to go on a date?
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In honor of Ellie... of course. I'll hold you to very high standards.
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I don't want a pity date!
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Oh, was that a serious request? Surely you have better prospects than an old fox, Claude. You heartbreaker.
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[ Eyeing him thoughtfully. ]
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What a pointed statement. [ whacks him with his tail again. ] Say what you mean.
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I wouldn't want to gossip.
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What? She never told me I was being rated!
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I think that was a special insight for my ears, but it's still gossip.
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I was only going to tease you for being in a relationship.
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Am I? And who told you that?
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Then why bring it up... you can't tease me if I have no idea what you're talking about, you numskull.
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"You know, Jiaoqiu, a pity date is bad enough as it is, but a pity date when you have someone at home is even worse! And you call me the heartbreaker!"
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he splutters!!! ]
At home - what fiction are you writing in your head?
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By home I mean your room here, of course.
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... You do realize that that was the result of a prank, yes? [ dryly. ]
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[ wink wonk ]
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Are you talking about Fidelio...
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I'm just bluffing, Jiaoqiu. I can promise you I haven't even thought about it before this conversation.
[ He feels bad harassing him. ]
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